Make sore bottoms a distant memory!
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Happy Bottom Bum Butter now available.
Specialist independent bike shop keeper Charlie the Bikemonger is really jazzed to partner up with Ison Distribution who now have “Happy Bottom – Bum Butter” on their shelves.
Charlie says.... “This is a locally produced vegan chamois cream/butter, with a difference: it’s really incredibly effective, but also 100% natural.
Ison are a great distributor, and it’s really great to work with them and get this into the local bike shops. We love the branding and found it sells really well off the counter. People are curious, amused by the branding, and it’s flying out as a stocking filler. “
Main Features:
- It's not really made from vegans, it’s just vegan compatible.
- Clove oil for natural pain relief - pretty clever eh?
- Long lasting.
- Totally chemical free.
- Vegetable glycerine absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
- Egyptian geranium oil also repairs skin.
- Anti-bacterial - to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
- PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them).
- Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts and not on animals.
- Vegan as hell.
- Does not repel sharks.
- 100ml jar goes a very long way, about 7000 road miles.
- Tested on arseh0les, not animals.
- The best a bum can get!
- RRP £17.99
